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This website is all about me. Rather, it's all about the me that I want me to become.  And it's about the me that I want you to make me.  And it's all about how I want to become successful, leaving all the stress and bullcrap behind, and I want all of you to live vicariously through me.

Ever wake up in the morning to yet another day of bullcrap and think to yourself, "man, there are millions of people here.  If everyone was to just give me a dollar, it's nothing to them. I mean, a dollar can't even buy you a cup of coffee - but if everyone was to give me that dollar, life would be so much better"

We've all thought that. Well, you know what? I'm doing it. This website is pretty much geared towards you giving me a dollar.

But you aren't just giving me a dollar. No, you purchase my friendship.  And by giving me that dollar you have just bought yourself a lifetime subscription to my friends only part of the site. That gets you an arcade with HUNDREDS of games, a casino, an some really cool tools (including a video route finder that I am so VERY proud of).

But that's not all you get. You get to live vicariously through me, every step of the way of you wonderful people making this man so very, very happy and stress free.  Yes, there are some selfish reasons behind this, obviously. But I do good with the little time I have, and with lots of time I plan to carry that good to a whole other level. Which you lucky people get to read about too!

So read more about my mission, please.  And become my friend.  I need lots of friends. Making me happy will make you happy, I promise, ok?