Last night, I was walking the dog. Doing what she normally does, she pooped. A lot. For a little 18 lb dog she sure is a little shitter.  I mean, she made like half a fist full.  Twice. And I don’t have any little girly boy hands. My hands are huge and gnarled from years of doing underpaid man’s work.  Anyways.

The next day was garbage day. So, I dropped the well sealed and deoderized dog bag beside the steps leading to my side door. Plan was, bring my kitchen garbage out the next morning, drop the turd bag in, close it up and let the garbage men take it to Never Never Land. Or the dump. Whichever they take it to.

I come out this morning and guess what? It’s not there!  No wind storms, though it would take a hell of a wind storm to take that load of crap away.  Somebody took my dog’s poo.

Maybe a drunk kid? Maybe a depraved pervert? I don’t know. All I know is that the poo was gone.

Whatever. Not like I can’t get more.

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Last night, I was walking the dog. Doing what she normally does, she pooped. A lot. For a little 18 lb dog she sure is a little shitter.  I mean, she made like half a fist full.  Twice. And I don’t have any little girly boy hands. My hands are huge and gnarled from years of doing underpaid man’s work.  Anyways.

The next day was garbage day. So, I dropped the well sealed and deoderized dog bag beside the steps leading to my side door. Plan was, bring my kitchen garbage out the next morning, drop the turd bag in, close it up and let the garbage men take it to Never Never Land. Or the dump. Whichever they take it to.

I come out this morning and guess what? It’s not there!  No wind storms, though it would take a hell of a wind storm to take that load of crap away.  Somebody took my dog’s poo.

Maybe a drunk kid? Maybe a depraved pervert? I don’t know. All I know is that the poo was gone.

Whatever. Not like I can’t get more.

Make sure to check out the main website, Dreaming of a Dollar. If you like what you see here, support me please!